Stan you want to help me cut some firewood.
Cartman ive been eating carpet all day.
We cut firewood all day yesterday.
Gee that s a terrible thing eric.
I can still do this.
Fair warning they could contain pretty much anything published november 19 2014 updated november 19 2014.
As parker said there was a jared commercial on all the damn time and it was getting pretty out of hand.
We ve got enough to.
Cartman dialing shu shut up you guys shut up you guys the boys quiet down and cover their mouths as the call goes through to city wok a chinese restaurant.
Um comedy can be the best therapy very much.
All the short cartman tweek stories i ve written and deemed fit to see the light of day.
Cartman stan and kyle are on the sofa laughing as cartman does some prank calls.
I ve been dealing with biting mites since 2014 going on 6 years.
I ve still got something to say people to talk to truths to expose keyboards to smash empires to shake.
Jared has aides was written and directed by series co creator trey parker the episode which heavily satirizes former subway spokesman and weight loss advocate jared fogle was inspired by the fact that parker and stone had seen several subway commercials featuring fogle.
I hope you ll agree that i ve always been conscientious and productive.
Windex diatamacious earth lavender oil baking soda cedar oil natural genesis and nothing has been effective.
You ve gotta help me.
I m finding it distracting and it s making me feel like you don t trust me to get my work done otherwise.
I just have to find my funny bone again.
I ve tried just about every solution offered.
I ve been working on my.
I was on tv and i m a hero.
Don t pick your nose hon.
I ve lost my sense of humor.
The most direct is to say something to your boss like would you be willing to reconsider the requirement for us to stay on video all day long.
Just try and make me laugh.
I had an itch.
God damn it mom i wasn t picking it.
Jimmy you ve always been my favorite standup comic.
All without a government grant i ve come up with two competing narratives suitable for team red and team blue to take sides over.
Career criminal christy cartman 36 was targeted by officers from norfolk constabulary in a raid filmed for tonight s episode of channel 5 documentary police.
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Cartman s mother appears after he picks his nose liane.
But i tell myself i m not ready to stand around and eat grass all day.
