Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.
Carpet licker jokes.
72 of them in fact.
The next day the guy comes into the bar asks for a beer throws 20 quarters onto the floor etc.
To hold her shoulders.
There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize he d lost his cigarettes.
He laughed struggling to finish the joke which ended up being about the dame s apparent penchant for plonking herself down on the carpet lifting her leg and licking something.
What do you call a truck load of vibrators.
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A new carpet to munch on.
What does a lesbian want for christmas more than anything else.
A big list of carpet jokes.
What do you call a lesbian s closet.
You can tell by the way she walks she got that wap.
Just got fired from da carpet factory.
Apparently hd was the wrong answer.
Toys for twats q.
South park cartman trying to become a lesbian.
Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond.
The other day a feminist asked me how i view lesbian relationships.
What do you call lesbian twins.
Police think it was the work of rug addicts.
Why can t lesbians go on a diet and wear lipstick at the same time.
On the fourth day he asks for a beer and hands the bartender a 10 bill.
You can look at her face and tell she ain t got that wap.
Yup they were working in a carpit.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years.
This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
The next day again.
Why did the lesbian build a shelf.
I knock myself out.
In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump.
A woman got lost in the desert.
What is the leading cause of death for lesbians.
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